All things happen in cycles. Unfortunately, I am currently in the “White Cloud” part of my work cycle. That means, dear readers, that I have been the anti-flight nurse. Ground response via mini-van? Yeah, have done 3. My last patient flight was almost a month ago. Blame it on bad luck. Blame it on the weather.

I will blame it on the EMS gods.

I should go sacrifice a pilot or two. Maybe that would change my luck.

*ducks flying helmets*