Sunday Morning Shocker! “The next time your daughter brings home a new boyfriend, be sure to ask his middle name”

So I am reading through my RSS feeds and follow a link all while rubbing the sleep from my eyes. I am skimming through the following post and get past the list of names before it hits me…

…Patrick, WHAT???

*roflmao*

Patrick Wayne, do you have any thoughts on the topic??

*ducks flying computer mouse*